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Bonus Cartoon: WHAT THE HELL?!

Readers- Many of you asked what the punchline of Wednesday's cartoon was supposed to mean, and I'm both embarrassed and somewhat amused to admit that I have no idea whatsoever. It's possible that I was under the influence of strong medication at the time, which might have additionally been served in a dirty glass.

So just for fun, here's the same cartoon setup - but now with three different "final panels" to see if ANY of them makes for a better (or at least marginally more intelligible) gag than the original!  I look forward to reading your comments while dabbing this egg off my face. -Stilton


Monday, November 4, 2013

Heaven

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Readers- On Saturday, we lost our beloved dog Maggie to heart disease. She was a stray who adopted us, gave us 10 puppies only days later (all of whom were adopted into good homes), and who gave us many years of love and happiness. She is missed tremendously...and if she is in Heaven, things have just gotten a lot noisier for any angels who arrived in the Hereafter still wearing their Earthly UPS uniforms. -Stilton

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EXCLUSIVE: Actual picture of Maggie guarding the Pearly Gates

Friday, November 1, 2013

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Oops- I was a little late posting today. Sorry about that!

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